drag...and...drop...

Two weeks of crazy partying...Two weeks of visibility...Two weeks of cosmos...Two of the best weeks I've had in Doha.

The drag drive climaxed with the car flying over a huge speed bump. 8 of us packed inside felt the hard thud of the poor vehicle's guts. It was dark and our friend behind the wheel was wearing a blonde wig and big dark fatale shades. HOT!

Those same big dark shades also got me into a very embarassing accident. We were shopping for martini glasses at the home boutique and spotted some friends at the café upstairs. I was wearing those eye muffs with my gym bag over my shoulder and made for the stairs, failing to realize that the steps were actually right in front of me. So I had my slow-mo-elbow-first encounter with cement. My witnesses: my friend whose shades I was wearing, a girl friend's husband who works at the store and a surveillance camera right in front of me.

I am warming up to cosmopolitans...Especially when party monster Fares mixes them. Adelle's mix is also legendary! Mine is just random. At the cigar bar, just be sure to say COSMOS clearly when you order, to avoid waiters showing up with bottles of CARLSBURG...does this face look like a beer-chugger?

Our two qatari friends arrived from their London trip a few days ago. Instead of meeting us with welcoming arms at the party, they headed straight to jail! A pink jelly dildo was found in their luggage. It was clearly a case of human rights violation, and a perfect example of the hypocrisy in this country. They were emotionally harrassed and embarassed for two awful nights in a cell for being gay. When they were released, one of them got his head shaved upon his own father's orders. What exactly is THAT going to do? How is that going to help? That friend of mine looks more statuesque now than ever before. Fabulous!