ugh finally found the title field!!!!

It has come to my attention that I have failed one of my new year's resolutions (i.e. NY2006Res #9 Keep a decent, well-written, witty, charismatic blog). I am greatly ashamed of this, and of my chronic laziness.

I am also upset that I forgot there was NY2006Res #1 Do not smoke... Again. I remembered about it a couple of months ago. I succeeded for a week, then realized the clause was not specific enough. Do not smoke what? Do not smoke when? Do not smoke with? Do not smoke where? Then I just stopped thinking about it and lit a cigarette because it was stressing me out. I'll make revisions in 2007. In the meantime, I enjoy cigarettes. The act of smoking has a way of bringing me closer to Mommy too, because she religiously prepares some strange herbal tea (with floating flower pollen) to combat the nutrients I inhale. I just love it whenever she chases me around the house to force me to down her secret broth. One time, she tricked me into drinking Virgin Coconut Oil by mixing it into the tea. The deception!!! What was NY2006Res #1 again? What am I talking about? Why do you stare at me? Is it because one of my legs is shorter than the other?

I refuse to reveal what else was in NY2006Res. It was a short list anyway.

*Thinks*

Oh shit...