finally, i am...

It's 0335H and I've just spilt tabasco sauce on my dark blue track pants.

Woke up hungry a couple of hours ago and made for the two pieces of fried chicken on the dining table - burnt from my careless oven-heating earlier tonight, cold and gummy after having been on the table, untouched, for hours. Doesn't get any better than this does it?

I started to think about my new year's resolutions (quite overdue, but better late than never) Why not finally start that blog? - I asked myself while the tabasco bottle slipped from my ketchup-coated fingertips...

So here I finally am...

My name is Joe...